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📑 Eleven clever comebacks that you can say to someone who tells you "you're so cringe" or "you're so cringey":
1. "I think you're mistaking me for a different person. I'm not your mom or dad. And I would never want to adopt you, even if I were bribed to do so with a million cash, because of your ugly character."
2. "And you're so bland and boring. I'd rather babysit sloths for three hours than be you for one millisecond."
3. "Do you always do that? Walk towards people whom you're intensely jealous of and vocalize your nonsensical misjudgment?"
4. "You think I'm cringey? I think you're unoriginal. Yay for freedom of speech."
5. "You're so ignorance."
6. "And? You want me to cry the way you probably sometimes do whenever you recall your parents' refusal to give you proper attention, so they failed at educating you basic good manners? Sorry. I can't relate to you."
7. "That's not my name. Don't be such a liar. Lying to yourself and others is unattractive."
8. "Is that your way of begging? Are you begging for some money? Attention? Or both money and my attention?"
9. "Why are you a bully-wannabe? Is that what your parents have always been wanting you to be? An oversized brat acting obnoxiously to distract yourself from your misery and insecurities?"
10. "And you're the only one who's perfect? Absolutely impeccable and impossibly flawless? No? Then you're cringey too."
11. "If by 'cringe' you mean cute/cool, resilient, inspiring, nifty, gifted and excellent, then I'd gladly say Alhamdulillah I am more "cringe" than you."
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📖 Abu Huraira RadhiAllahu 'anhu narrated: Allah's noble Messenger Muhammad SallAllahu 'alaihi wa sallam said, "Whoever wrongs his brother in his honor or anything else should resolve the matter today before it cannot be resolved with gold and silver coins. If he has good deeds to his credit, they will be taken from him according to the measure of his injustice. If he has no good deeds left, he will bear the evil deeds of the one he has oppressed."
Source: Sahih Al-Bukhari 2317
Grade: Sahih (Authentic) according to Al-Bukhari
📖 Abu Darda RadhiAllahu 'anhu narrated: Allah's noble Messenger Muhammad SallAllahu 'alaihi wa sallam said, "Nothing is heavier upon the scale of a believer on the Day of Resurrection than his good character. Verily, Allah hates the vulgar and obscene person (prone to wicked conduct and vile speech such as purposely telling lies, backbiting, spreading rumors)."
Source: Sunan At-Tirmidhi 2002
Grade: Sahih (Authentic) according to Al-Arna'ut
📖 Abu Huraira RadhiAllahu 'anhu narrated: Allah’s noble Messenger Muhammad SallAllahu 'alaihi wa sallam said, "The strong believer is more beloved to Allah than the weak believer, but there is goodness in both of them. Be eager for what benefits you, seek help from Allah (The Almighty), and do not be frustrated. If something befalls you, then do not say: 'If only I had done something else.’ Rather say: 'Allah has decreed what He wills.' Verily, the phrase ‘if only’ opens the way for the work of shaytan."
Source: Sahih Muslim 2664
Grade: Sahih (Authentic) according to Muslim