๐ In The Name Of Allah The Most Gracious The Most Merciful
๐ Eleven witty comebacks when someone claims "you're poor":-
1๐น "No, I'm not Poor. My name is... (mention your full name). And you are? Ignorant Stupid? Or Arrogant Douchey?"
2๐น "Do you always do that? Walking around random places and labeling strangers? Inaccurately describing people whom you don't really know just to distract yourself from your misery?"
3๐น "Who pays you to act like a douchebag? Or did your unethical parents train you to be one? Does rudeness or lack of manners run in your family?"
4๐น "And? Am I supposed to congratulate you on being an arrogant jerk? Your ugly pride, self-infatuation and nonsensical perceptions have zero impact on me."
5๐น "What do you attain by stating that I'm poor? An increase in the size of your overinflated ego which inspires your narcissism that acts as a mask designed to conceal your insecurities? Or confirmation that your negligent parents failed to educate you a single thing about basic courtesy and human decency?"
6๐น "Wow, look at yourself, acting like an emotionally disturbed child yet you're supposed to be what... thirty-something? Forty-something? Fifty-something years old? Even baby donkeys act a lot more decent and more mature than you."
7๐น "You're making fun of me for being poor? At least I'm not like you when it comes to being disappointed with oneself, insecure and immature."
8๐น "Is that a statement which your mom and dad would tell you very often? If so, I feel sorry for you. If not, you can say that to your reflection. Away with your disgusting arrogance and irrelevant fabrications."
9๐น "Are you seriously so depressed that you feel the need to do whatever you can to spoil others' peace and self-esteem so it becomes as low as yours or even lower? You're not achieving anything worthwhile by flaunting your immaturity and bad character."
10๐น "Well, if you're so rich like you conceitedly claim to be, why don't you make your wealth useful by assisting the needy and orphans worldwide financially?"
11๐น "Even before I met you, I'm the type of person who doesn't care about people's assumptions. What makes you assume I'd take your silly remarks and opinions into consideration? They mean nothing."
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๐ Abu Huraira RadhiAllahu 'anhu narrated: Allah's noble Messenger Muhammad SallAllahu 'alaihi wa sallam said, "The poor Muslims will enter Paradise before the rich by half of a day, the length of which is five hundred years."
Source: Sunan At-Tirmidhi 2354
Grade: Sahih (Authentic) according to Al-Albani
๐ Narrated 'Imran bin Husain RadhiAllahu 'anhu: The Prophet Muhammad SallAllahu 'alaihi wa sallam said, "I looked into Paradise and found that the majority of its inhabitants were from the poor people, and I looked into the Hellfire and found that the majority of its dwellers were women (a lot of whom were ungrateful to the husband)."
Sahih Al-Bukhari 6449
๐ Abu Huraira RadhiAllahu 'anhu narrated: Allah's noble Messenger Muhammad SallAllahu 'alaihi wa sallam said, "Look at those below you and do not look at those above you, for it is the best way not to belittle the favors of Allah (Subhaanahu wa Ta'aala)."
Source: Sahih Al-Bukhari 6125
Sahih Muslim 2963
Grade: Muttafaqun Alayhi (Authenticity agreed upon) according to Al-Bukhari and Muslim
๐ Abu Dharr RadhiAllahu 'anhu narrated: Allah's noble Messenger Muhammad SallAllahu 'alaihi wa sallam said, "O Abu Dharr, do you say an abundance of possessions is wealth?" I said 'yes.' The Prophet Muhammad SallAllahu 'alaihi wa sallam said, "Do you say a lack of possessions is poverty?" I said 'yes.' The Prophet Muhammad SallAllahu 'alaihi wa sallam repeated this three times, then he said, "Wealth is in the heart and poverty is in the heart. Whoever is wealthy in his heart will not be harmed no matter what happens in the world. Whoever is impoverished in his heart will not be satisfied no matter how much he has in the world. Verily, he will only be harmed by the greed of his own soul."
Source: Al-Mu’jam Al-Kabīr 1618
Grade: Sahih (Authentic) according to Al-Albani