Note: Some Reminders From An INTJ Muslimah (10)

Tips: What You Can Say To Childish Individuals Who Enjoy Kicking People's Seats

💐 In The Name Of Allah The Most Gracious The Most Merciful 

📑 9 remarks or comebacks you can say to an immature "adult" obnoxiously kicking your chair/seat whether inside a classroom, at a meeting or in an airplane etc. 

1. "Is that your way of trying to grab my attention? You think I'm in love with you? Stop being delusional; I don't like you at all." If they're of the same gender you may add "Plus, I'm straight. Acting on same-sex attraction is very disgusting, silly and abnormal. Don't be delusional." 

2. "Why are you kicking the seat? There's no note which says 'kick' or 'start acting childish'. Are you crazy or stupid?" If they select "crazy" or "stupid", you can add "you're so pathetic. Did you inherit it from your parents? That's tragic." 

3. "Did your mom or dad teach you to do that whenever you feel anxious or insecure? Is kicking seats one of your coping mechanisms with anxiety? Or are you advertising your insecurities to distract yourself from your miseries?" 

4. "If you're so addicted to kicking chairs, why don't you kick your own seat? Or shall we take turns and kick each other's seats, with you paying me an amount of money while I kick your seat for free?" 

5. "Were you born in a zoo, farm or jungle? Why are you acting like a distressed four-legged animal?"

6. "Were your parents donkeys? Or are you the only donkey in your family? Were your parents abusive or uneducated, so they failed to educate you on how to treat others with basic decency?" 

7. "Is kicking chairs a special demonstration of yours or a cry for help to point out your depression due to unsupportive parents who never gave you proper upbringing?"

8. "Look at you behaving like a bratty seven-year-old with emotional instability issues. It's unfortunate to be you." Or ..."it sucks to be you".

9. "Are you so primitive and ignorant that you don't know what chairs are for? Stop kicking the chair, you weirdo." 

Or simply sit somewhere else, far away from them someplace at the front or take a seat behind them without paying attention to their nonsense.

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📖 Khuzaymah Ibn Thabit RadhiAllahu 'anhu narrated: Allah's noble Messenger Muhammad SallAllahu 'alaihi wa sallam said, "Beware of the supplication of the oppressed, for it is carried above the clouds. Allah the Almighty says: 'By My Might and Majesty, I will help you in due time.'"

Source: Al-Mu’jam Al-Kabīr 3630

Grade: Sahih (Authentic) according to Al-Albani

📖 'Aisha RadhiAllahu 'anha narrated: Allah's noble Messenger Muhammad SallAllahu 'alaihi wa sallam said, "Verily, the believer may reach by his good character the rank of one who regularly fasts and stands for prayer (prays Tahajjud / Qiyaam Al-Layl often) at night."

Source: Sunan Abī Dāwūd 4798

Grade: Sahih (Authentic) according to Al-Albani

📖 Abu Huraira RadhiAllahu 'anhu narrated: Allah's noble Messenger Muhammad SallAllahu 'alaihi wa sallam said, "Whoever wrongs his brother in his honor or anything else should resolve the matter today before it cannot be resolved with gold and silver coins. If he has good deeds to his credit, they will be taken from him according to the measure of his injustice. If he has no good deeds left, he will bear the evil deeds of the one he has oppressed."

Source: Sahih Al-Bukhari 2317

Grade: Sahih (Authentic) according to Al-Bukhari

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